What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?